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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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sacredmoon123:

Imagine if in “Frozen” when Anna’s heart finally freezes, Elsa, horror struck and filled with grief began to hold her and sing a reprise version of “Do You Want to build a Snowman.”

Cause I feel like it’d go like this:

Elsa:

….Yes I wanna build a snowman….

…And ride our bikes around the halls…

…It’s because I cared for you….

…I hid from you…

…And now you took the fall…..

 

…I wanted to protect you….

…Now look at you…

…Frozen by my own hands….

 

*Pauses looking at her hands*

 

…Yes I wanna build a snowman…

…And play outside in all the snow…

…I wanted just to hold you close….

…Open up my door…

…Because I loved you most…

 

…I was always lonely….

…Not anymore…

…Cause now I can finally see…

 

…I want to build a snowman …

…One more time Anna please……….

*cries*

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